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Wednesday, October 22, 2003

"You build stronger walls than I ever could" 

I'm watching No Holds Barred right now. So I can't type for long. Gotta watch. Gotta watch. He just beat up the mugger in the diner. Now he has to share one room with the hot chick! Whoa!

Yesterday (Tuesday) I had to dig a whole bunch of boxes out of the closet to find the one that has my important reciepts in it so I could take it down to the computer place. However, soon after I did that I noticed that Carrie had left out a part of Raichu that I had forgotten to replace the last time I put him back together. So I thought, "Well, I'd better put that back before I forget."

So I took Raichu apart, and in doing so found something very interesting.

Ooh! The hot chick just came outta the bathroom in sexay undies!

After cross-referencing with the internet, I discovered that what I had discovered in Raichu was the key to fixing my other 'puter! I am a freakin' genius.

Anyway, now Hulk and the hot chick are sharing a bed, but Hogan strung up like a sheet or curtain or something down the middle of it so they're on their own sides. Ain't that so romantic? Well, the music seems to think so! Now there's wacky breathing going on... for chrissake, it's Hogan doing NAKED PUSHUPS!!! WHY GOD WHY!?

I got a cool drawing from comic book artist Todd Webb yesterday in the mail of a robot looking through a fridge. He also sent a cute little mini-comic. He seems like a really cool guy. I might make an ANGRY BEEF sighting with him in it sometime soon. He'd probably get a kick out of it.

Hogan and the hot chick just had a fight 'cause she's too cold. Ha-ha! That was a funny line coming out of Hogan's mouth. I'm making it the title of this entry.

Carrie wuz guine come home for lunch but there was way, way too much stuff goin' on. So I brought lunch (leftover salmon) to her. When I got home there was a huge pile of empty boxes on the front porch with a note from Cat! She'd brought them from the pharmacy because she is the coolest person ever.

Oh! The hot chick just got chewed out by the badguy, and now she's crying in Hulk's arms. When are they gonna kiss!? The sustense is keeeling mee!

I also brought dinner to Carrie. I cooked many American Hamburgers! When she finally came home we packed up the bedroom. Well, she pointed while laying on the bed, and I packed.

There they go! Hooray for kissing Hogan! Uh-oh, Zeuss is on the TV... I gotta go! This is too exciting!


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