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Wednesday, November 05, 2003

So many, many beautiful, beautiful women ! 

I really like the fact that I live just up the street from where like a dozen drop-dead gorgeous women work.

I thought yesterday (Tuesday) wuz gonna be a pretty much nothing-happening day. I actually did an okay job of working during the first and third segments of my workday (not so much the 2nd...). Carrie had another split shift so I wuz gwine t'clean up some in the evening while she wuz gone. I'll stop typing like that now.

Well, around 5:30 or so I got plenty sleepy and decided to take a nap. Then I got up and went to the bathroom and the phone rang. I got out and checked the message. It was Brandy, wanting to hang out. I did want to hang out with her, but I couldn't call her back because her cell phone was dead 'cause the cutie keeps forgetting to charge it. Well, that funking sucked.

Anyway, a very short while later Carrie called to tell me she was absolutely burning up in the store and needed me to bring her a more warm-weather shirt. Oh, and also buy her a venti decaf iced mocha at the Starbucks on the corner. That's not a problem for me since I am the nicest guy in the whole of existence. So I threw the shirt in the car, drove down to Starbucks, was about to order a coffee when who should walk up to me but Brandy herself. Coincidence? Shut up! Her hair was flipped up all cute and all. So I went and dropped off the shirt and coffee with Carrie, who was desperately struggling with the store's heating system to get it to be not-so-frikkin-hot in there.

Brandy and I came back to the house and just lounged around watching TV for a while. I picked up a ton of garbage that had accumulated in the house and also cleared out the living room. It looks almost like a real goddam living room now, not a storage warehouse! I'm very excited. Anyway, Brandy was looking for someone to hang out with because she got off work at 6:00 but at 9:00 all Bead Factory employees were needed back at the store for a group photo that I was to take, being that I wouldn't charge anything for it. Brandy lives in Olympia, so it wouldn't be very economical for her to drive 45 minutes each way and use up that much gas in the meantime. So she hung out with me instead. A while later we went back and got her car from Starbucks because she had left her photo outfit in it. She put it on and—let me tell you—holy
crap she was freakin' gorgeous.

Anyway, we just sat around and watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It was the one with the Greek bodybuilder where they make him an apron that says "Greek Chiq" on it, and the fashion guy is like all over him. The guy seemed a little gay to begin with, just unstylishly so.

Then around 9:00 we went down to the Bead Factory where so many, many beautiful, beautiful women were assembled and I got to take their pictures. I'll be damned if I'm not one of the luckiest S-O-Bs in the whole goddam world.

But that wasn't the end of it! Afterwards Geoff, Brandy, and I all went and saw Kill Bill. Then I came home to a warm bed with a beautiful woman in it, and the news that David Letterman's girlfriend had a baby boy! Yowza! So a nothing-happening day turned out to be a fun-fest of the highest order.

posted by Christopher at 10:47 AM

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