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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Don't blame me; I voted for the other guy 

I'm sick, meaning I have a sore throat, a stuffed-up nose, and a distinct lack of energy. I got up around 10:00 this morning and played some Party Poker. I got 2nd in a tournament (won $30 of fake money). But at the beginning there was this one guy who was absolutely hilarious. I copied the transcript of the match up until he left. Take a read:

Dealer: Tournament #8226504 starts.
Dealer: ** Dealing down cards **
Dealer: The high card is the Queen of diamonds. spyder101 wins the button.
Dealer: Trny:8226504 Level:1
Blinds(10/15)
Dealer: ** Dealing down cards **
eatsht69: aceseights32? what a XXXXing gay name
eatsht69: XXXX all yall
Dealer: ** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, 4s, 4d ]
momx4: y yes yours is much better
eatsht69: im gonna XXXXing win
eatsht69: XXXX me
eatsht69: im all XXXXing in XXXXX
Dealer: ** Dealing Turn ** [ As ]
Dealer: ** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
eatsht69: lets go XXXXX
Dealer: draymond shows two pairs, sevens and fours.
Dealer: eatsht69 shows three of a kind, fours.
Dealer: draymond finished in tenth place.
eatsht69 wins 1660 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, fours.
Dealer: draymond has left the table.
Dealer: ** Dealing down cards **
eatsht69: get the XXXX outa here
eatsht69: XXXXX
Dealer: ** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 7s, Tc ]
momx4: quite and extensive vocabulary u have
BlueCasino: How much you wanna bet you don't win?
eatsht69: XXXX u
eatsht69: ill bet ur XXXXXX
eatsht69: v agina
momx4: now thats original
eatsht69: mother XXXXXX
momx4: no that would be father XXXXXX
BlueCasino: how much?
eatsht69: go all in muther XXXXXX
Dealer: ** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
eatsht69: lets bet 20 u XXXXing XXXXX
eatsht69: ur XXXXing gay suck my XXXX
Dealer: ** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
BlueCasino: Why are you calling me names?
momx4: no thanks
Dealer: momx4 shows a pair of tens.
Dealer: eatsht69 doesn't show
momx4 wins 1610 chips from the main pot with a pair of tens.
Dealer: ** Dealing down cards **
momx4: ty
eatsht69: cuz ur XXXXing gayer than michael
aceseights32: hahahaha
BlueCasino: Michael?
eatsht69: did u like that aceeights? XXXX u u mother XXXXing XXXXX ass hoe mother XXXXXX
eatsht69: XXXXing XXX
Dealer: ** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, 3c, Js ]
eatsht69: im all in XXXXXes
momx4: they should'nt allow 12 year olds at these tables
eatsht69: XXXX u im older than u motherXXXXXX
momx4: well thats impressive
eatsht69: 20 says i win this XXXXface
Dealer: ** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
Dealer: ** Dealing River ** [ Ac ]
Dealer: BlueCasino shows two pairs, aces and jacks.
Dealer: eatsht69 shows two pairs, aces and sixes.
Dealer: aceseights32 shows three of a kind, aces.
Dealer: BlueCasino finished in ninth place.
eatsht69 wins 130 chips from side pot #2 with two pairs, aces and sixes.
aceseights32 wins 30 chips from side pot #1 with three of a kind, aces.
aceseights32 wins 2325 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, aces.
momx4: 50 says your wrong
Dealer: BlueCasino has left the table.
Dealer: ** Dealing down cards **
ANGRYBEEF: I'm gonna miss him.
momx4: *G
aceseights32: thank you
momx4: nice one aces
eatsht69: im not done XXXXX
aceseights32: ty
goooguy: i miss him already
eatsht69: XXXX u
BlueCasino: you're done
momx4: lol
eatsht69: im still here mother XXXXXX
momx4: yeah your $130 is quite a threat
eatsht69: lets see that XXXX mother XXXXXX
Dealer: ** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, 5d, 2h ]
Dealer: ** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
Dealer: ** Dealing River ** [ Td ]
Dealer: eatsht69 shows a pair of sevens.
Dealer: EFlak88 shows a pair of tens.
Dealer: eatsht69 finished in eighth place.
EFlak88 wins 270 chips from the main pot with a pair of tens.
momx4: woo hoo bye
BlueCasino: done@!
Dealer: eatsht69 has left the table.
Dealer: ** Dealing down cards **
goooguy: not for long
goooguy: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BlueCasino: coc k sucker
eatsht69: u XXXXing rivered me mother XXXXXX
aceseights32: thank god
goooguy: XXXX head
BlueCasino: find me
eatsht69: u aint got no XXXX u XXXXing XXXXX
momx4: now that was grrrrreat
eatsht69: blue casino ur out too
Dealer: ** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, Ts, Qh ]
eatsht69: shut the XXXX up
BlueCasino: find me
eatsht69: mother XXXXXX
eatsht69: XXXXXXXX
momx4: go away

Now does that remind you of anyone in particular? To me, it seems like Maddox from The Best Page in the Universe might just be playing some Party Poker. I dunno. Could be.

posted by Christopher at 10:45 AM

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