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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Getting Action in my Dreams 

Last night I had two really vivid dreams, and both of them took place in really complicated dream buildings that I seem to love constructing so much.

In the first dream actress Cassie Steele (below right) was hitting on me really hard. She totally wanted to make out with me. But then actress Carla Gugino (below left) showed up and the two of us made out like crazy instead. This upset Cassie quite a bit.

 

In the second dream I was a defense lawyer. My law partner and I were defending a murder suspect. The plaintiff was Carrie, my wife. Nobody seemed to think this was a conflict of interest (including Carrie), except that I wasn't allowed to question Carrie if she ever took the stand. That was it.

The prosecution called their witness, and he was this total asshole. He tried to tell his version of the story, but I was questioning him and I kept forcing him to have physical proof of every single thing he said. Like he said that he and and defendent went to a particular store, and bought something. But he didn't have a receipt, and my client denied going there. So where was the proof that my client had gone there with the witness?

Eventually the witness got so angry at me that he stormed out of the courtroom into an elevator.

"Your honor," I said, "I'd like that man held in contempt of court."

"Hmm," said the judge. "Yeah, I'd say so."

"Oh, and I wasn't done with my quetioning."

"You'll have to take it up again at a later time."

Then there was a recess, and everyone crammed into a little break room that was like a theater dressing room, with lighted mirrors and crappy catering.


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