About ANGRY BEEF

THE HISTORY OF ANGRY BEEF

Who is ANGRY BEEF? What is ANGRY BEEF?

The first known sighting of ANGRY BEEF occurred in early 2001 at Fools Play Improv, during thier "Storybook" format. Mike the Blue Fool was telling a fairy tale and Geoff the Yellow Fool was supposed to be drawing the story as Mike told it. However, towards the end of the story, Geoff drew something that Mike had never mentioned:

A flustered Mike blurted out the thing's name: "ANGRY BEEF!"

Since that day, ANGRY BEEF has appeared periodically at Fools Play Improv, and has even become a regular at their website, Fools Play Island, where it takes great delight in tormenting a ghost. The Fools Play audiences never seem to tire of the charms of the pissed-off hunk of living meat.

But that day was only the first time that ANGRY BEEF appeared to us. Inspired by this appearance, we here at ANGRYBEEF.com have delved deeply into the enigma that is ANGRY BEEF. Apparently sightings have occurred for as long as there have been recorded history... and maybe even before. Its actual origins are shrouded in mystery. How did a hunk of meat come to life? Why is it so angry? How is it able to fly? Why is it so irresistable to women?

The World may never know...